We don't judge.We roast.
Your playlist. Our problem. Bring a Spotify link or your most incriminating top songs and we'll make it personal.
Works with public Spotify playlists or a manual song list.
The first burn is free
Get a taste of the damage.
Enter your tracks above to generate a two-sentence teaser. No payment details, no commitment, just consequences.
Your teaser will land here.
Paste your playlist above and press roast to light the fuse.
Full roast + share card
Think you can take it?
The teaser is only the warm-up. The full TrackRoast turns your listening history into a sharp, shareable pile of receipts.
Full TrackRoast
$2.99
- A full-length roast tailored to your submitted music
- A high-contrast share card built for screenshots
- No membership, no recurring charge, no surprise encore
Checkout isn't live yet. Your free teaser is still ready to generate above.
How it goes down
Three steps. Zero mercy.
- 01
Drop the evidence
Paste a public Spotify playlist link, or list the songs that keep finding their way into your queue.
- 02
Catch the free smoke
Get a sharp two-sentence preview before you decide whether your taste can take the heat.
- 03
Unlock the receipts
The full roast and a post-ready share card are queued behind a single $2.99 unlock.